The best thing in the world-food

KARIPAP...! x kiralah makan makanan semahal mana pon, makan kt hotel beberapa juta bintang pon, tak setanding karipap kentang seringgit 3 yg dibeli dri makcik yang jual tepi jalan. and saya tak suka karipap ayam ke sardin ke dinasour ke, sy tetap suka karipap kentang. bulan puasa, tak kira ada makanan ke tak, klu boleh, karipap mesti kene ada.

Teh panas kat India. sy xtaula diorng guna jenama teh apa tapi teh panas kt stiap umah kt India sgtla sedap. even pgi melawat 10 rumah pon dlm sehari, sy blh minum teh panas kt setiap 10 rumah tu. begitu sedapnya teh kt sana. Teh panas terbaik kt malaysia ni mmg boleh kalah dgn even teh biasa dri India pon. saya rsa teh dia begitu sedap sbb diorng guna susu lembu utk buat teh. ok, sy tau dh ramai yg rsa geli bila sy sebut susu lembu. ok, fine, susu tepung tu diperbuat dri apa? susu kucing??? sume sama je. bezanya susu lembu tu tak dicampur chemical yang merosakkan badan untuk dijadikan tepung.

kuah kacang. kuah kacang bknla fav sy. ntah knp mamak dri india mcm mak sy ni xleh terima konsep buat kuah dgn kacang. diorng rsa pelik. mak sy x prnh nk try makan pon. kuah kacang plng sedap kt dunia ni adalah kuah kacang yg mak cik umah sebelah sy yg buat. stiap tahun pada hari raya mmg keje sy tunggu kuah kacang n lemang n ketupat dri umah makcik sebelah ni. klu dulu, umah lama, tunggu kek coklat n sayur campur dia yg ada tempe ada benda panjang2 mcm bihun warna putih tu. sy xtau nama dia, tau mkn je.

tom yam. tom yam plng sedap kt dunia adalah tom yam pak cik nasi goreng siap kt fakulti sy. dia dh xd skrng. xtau pgi mana. mmg x heran klu orng culik dia semata2 nk suruh dia masak tom yam setiap hari. gamba ni bkn gamba google, gamba real megi tom yam yg pakcik tu buat. sedap sampai nk pengsan. pekat, n rsa dia pon mcm kene kt lidah sampai ke tekak.

once again

i was in a super terrible mood that i would bite anyone. then come this same guy. once again messing with me.

ok ceritanya sy buat status mcm ni kt fb:

Ramai plak pgi clubbing mlm ni sbb x kiamat. igtkan sume akn pegi masjid....dh manusia akhir zaman, mmg xkan insaf. 

then dtngla mamat ni

Mr.X

Apa yang nak di insaf kalo pegi club??

Kalao u tak buat tak semestinya salah

Hahaha..

Jgn duk mengata ble??

Me

what is your problem actually?

are u anti muslim or smthng?

Mr.X

U!!

U!

Not muslin

Me

if u are annoyed enough

u can unfriend or block

Mr.X

Y is going clubing wton?

Wrong??

Coz u dont do??

Me

how can i explain to someone who thinks he know everything about muslim

but actually not

Mr.X

Not about muslim

Y is going club wrong

Tell me

Me

because it is religiously wrong

Mr.X

Haa??

Racist bugers

Me

hahaha

now i'm racist?

just because

i said clubbing is wrong?

Mr.X

Get lost

Me

how am i racist?

yeah right

last time u disappered because u can't answer my questions

n now asking me to get lost?

like i am the one who started the conversation?

or arguing

klu dia laki yg brani dh lama dia just komen je kt status sy, bkn inbox sy. he is a big time loser to me. bila xleh jwb, terus hilang. igt dia betul sgt? anyway, ALHAMDULILLAH, dia dh unfriend sy. semoga dia block sy dlm masa yg terdekat.

Laki tu sorng christian n dia bknla yg first sy prnh jumpa. sy tusyen dgn sorng christian yg suka kutuk islam selama 7 thn. these kind of things is not new for me and i just don't give a damn

Wordless Wednesday

games

Assalamualaikum
kum apa combat
bat apa batman
man apa mentol
tol apa tolak
lak pa laksa
sa apa satu
tu apa tunang
nang pa nangka
ka apa kayu
yu apa yu gila
ha! ha! ha!


air pasang malam surut pukul 5
nyonya bangun pagi siram pokok bunga
pokok bunga melur tanm tepi kolam
itik bertelur ayam menetas
cik adik jatuh dalam longkang
siti aminah ketawa jerit-jeirt
naik keretapi sampai kuala lumpur
sapa buat bising dia kene cubit


malam yg sepi pi pi
pak man jual topi pi pi
topinya koyak yak yak
pak man jual tempoyak yak yak
tempoyaknya basi si si
pakman jual besi si si
besi nya patah tah tah
pak man jual getah tah tah
getahnya putus tus tus
pakman jual tikus kus kus
tikus nya mati ti ti
pak ******* (x igt)


kepada baby girl tahun 80an and 90an yg xtau lagu ni, anda boleh nangis 7 hari 7 malam start dri skrng sbb xd childhood yg awesome!!!

beauty tips

Saya sgt x suka bila orng suruh sy update pape kt blog sy. ni blog sy, sy perlukan kebebasan merepek sy. sy trima cadangan or permintaan. ada jugak yg sibuk nk mrjk sy x prnh tulis psl dia kt blog sy. igt sy buat apa? promote manusia kt blog sy? sy x suruh sapepon tulis psl kt blog sape. so nk mrjk ni mmg bkn idea yg baik sbb mmg yg mrjk tu pon tau sy xkan pujuk n lama2 x lyn.

sjk kebelakangan ni sy byk dgr psl complain sesetengah perempuan yg x bersyukur dgn muka diorng. first of all nk putih. knp???? sbb putih tu cantik? oh my, anda sume RACIST! be proud of your colour, not white. it is not even your identity. nk sgt jdi putih pakai bedak sejuk. hbs cite (walaupon nmpk mcm zombi). n complain yg seterusnya muka ada jerawat, kering, minyak, nmpk tua . perkara yg sama waktu dgnnya. pas2 tny sy gna apa. bila sy kata tak guna pape mulalah nk kata sy kedekut xnk kongsi la apa la...

oh ladies, my advice is, just stop using all the crap in the market. yes, INCLUDING make up. all those chemical products and so called "herbs and natural product". prnh x jumpa mana2 product yg xd brng2 alien seperti nama dia berakhir dgn -myte, -oxide, -atau pape jelah. so ladies, don't be fool, sgtlah jelas tu bkn 100% natural bila ada nama2 alien tu. just try satu hari x pakai pape kt muka even bedak. psl muka berminyak tu, well, obviously klu korng solatb 5 waktu xyah pk pasal benda tu, sbb korng bsuh muka 15 kali dlm sehari.

stop touching your face! benda first kita buat bila sentuh muka adalah cri jerawat, bila dh dpt rsa jerawat prmpn buat apa? semestinya complain kt sume makhluk yg ada kt dpn mata n tunjuk jerawat tu yg asalnya orng x prnh prasan sampai mereka nmpk benda tu stiap kali diorng pandang muka prmpn tu. stage seterusnya kacau ketenangan jerawat tu. n korng tau apa jdi lps tu. seterusnya klu sentuh tepi hidung n tiba2 rsa berminyak, pas2 sentuh dahi, sentuh dagu sume, manalah minyak tu x merebak. oh my genius!!!

klu tandas korng ada lbh dri sabun badan n syampu n maybe sesetengah orng guna pencuci muka. klu ada lbh dri 3 benda tu, sila jgn bazirkan duit bli benda merepek tu lgi n gna duit yg digunakan utk bli brng merepek tu utk derma palestin. sy takut nk cite psl dressing table. kt situlah tempat hilangnya duit pra suami, bapa dan boyfriend. dressing table sy ada brush, sikat, deodorent, perfume n cotton buds. ada 2 botol lotion yg sy jumpa sekitar rumah sy yg sy offer kt sume orng yg lawat bilik sy sbb xtau mcm mna lgi nk habiskan benda tu.

kepada mereka yg pakai make up. no comment. cuma satu je nasihat. don't overdoing it. and lipstick merah sgt x sesuai utk kebanyakan orng Malaysia yg pakai skrng. sy tau tu trend skrng sbb gaya daring kononnya but seriously, bila tgk sesetengah orng rsa mcm pandang bibir clown. so please girls!

knp sy post benda pelik ni? sbb hri ni sy terserempak bedak sejuk kt umah sy yg ntah sesat dri mana, n then sy try pakai n sementara tunggu dia kering tgh update blog dgn muka zombi.

media's theory

Now i believe the media's theory to gain people's attention. people always seek for the kind of news related to something 'personal' or 'sensitive'. and sometimes they tend to read them over and over again. it's funny how human expect and interested in certain things. well, you can't just accept media's theory without testing it right? so, yesterday i posted bout some broken friendship. and look what i found today.

 i found an everest! ha! ha! ha!

visitor blog sy mmg minat cite2 mcm tu ye.... nmpknya dpt sambutan yg hangat. esok sy nk cite psl sy mengembara ke segi tiga bermuda bersama harry potter n jumpa manusia ketot n manusia gergasi, ala-ala cite gulliver's travels.

well, sy tau sape2 yg bc blog sy, dri pada manusia sama bumbung dgn saya sampai yg sy x suka, n pelbagai lapisan masyarakat. post mcm smlm tu bkn smthng yg sy nk bgtau satu dunia sbb sy lbh kepada pemendam...

well, see you tomorrow.......

December...

2 years ago, December did something extremely good to me. i met a new friend. a friend that show me the other part of the world.The part that i never dared to explore. from just a facebook friend, we became very close. I never trusted anyone with my dark secrets. but for some reason, i shared with her. then i learn to move on. to leave everything dark behind and move towards brightness. i learn to smile to strangers. i learn to accept all kind of people.

exactly after almost 2 years, which is today. everything is different. the trust that she broke, the hurt that i felt,... a simple lie that changes everything. we are not the same anymore.

 i always told her that no one can stand me for more than 1 year, she laughed at me after the first one years, i felt secured. who knows the second year will be the worst. Thanks for all the smiles, laughs, hopes, faiths and dreams. it's broken now.

i never know how much i hate liars..

if someone messes with the chance given three times, it means they don't deserve any more chances. they just simply not worth it!

wordless wednesday

3/12/2012

ayam berkokok
smlm sy chat dgn kawan sy sampai pukul 3 pagi. sblm tutup sy wish 'good night/good morning'. pas2 dia tny ayam dh berkokok blm. bru sy prasan, sy rsa dh lama sgt sy x dgr bunyi ayam berkokok pagi2. masa kecik2 dlu, slalu dgr bunyi ayam berkokok. ntah dri mana. berlumba2 nk berkokok. masa kami bela ayam serama, ayam serama tu suka bersaing dgn ayam yg kt tokong cina kt luar taman seberang jalan besar. sampai kdng2 rsa mcm nk masak sup dgn kedua2 ayam tu memekak! tpi skrng mcm rindu plak. klu bkn skrng, n bkn kt kampung sy ni, sy rsa lps ni mmg x mgkn la nk dgr bunyi ayam berkokok.
saya bangun subuh n seawal 6 pagi. dh hbs solat tu tiba2 sy dgr bunyi ayam berkokok. slama ni mnala ayam tu pagi. or sblm ni ayam tu blm reti berkokok, suara x pecah lgi. sy ddk diam fokus bunyi ayam tu. ayam tu mmg sgt pemalas. sy rsa dia berkokok dlm 2 or tiga kali pas2 diam terus. kalau ayam dulu2 rajin sikit, dh pukul 8, dh rsa panas matahari pon dia memekak lgi.

pasar pagi
kami kat sini panggil wet market sbagai pasar pagi. kdng2 pasar ikan.dh agak bertahun jugak la sy x pergi pasar pagi. sy x igt bila last sy pegi. sy igt lgi masa kecik2 dulu, even sblm tadika lagi, asal dgr bunyi motor atta pai dlm pukul 8 sy ta atta nk pgi pasar pagi. dgn muka yg bru bgn tido n dgn mamai yg x hilang lgi sy trs lari ke halaman rumah kata nk ikut. mmg x kira tgh pkai apa, rambut mcm mna, muka seteruk mana, blasah je pegi. time tu ramai. bersesak. sy igt lgi balik rumah menangis2 sbb ketam kepit tangan sy. sy rsa u last kot sy pegi pasar pagi. sbb mrjk dgn ketam!
ayam sy demam so smlm mak sy pesan nk g pasar pagi pukul 6:30! sy pon dgn segala semngatnya(muka maintain xd perasaan) bgn subuh terus bersiap n then tunggu mak sy panggil pukul 6:30. tak nak tunjuk eksaited sebenarnya. tunggu punya tunggu punya tunggu, senyap je umah sy. sy turun bwh tgk mak sy buat apa. rupa2nya tgh tido. terlajak la tu. lnsng x terniat sy nk smbng tido, dgn muka seposen sy kejutkan mak. "kata nk g pasar"
pasar dh x ramai. yg dtng pon mostly tua2. x bising mcm dulu. n xd ketam hidup yg nk kejar n kepit tangan sy. dgr mak cik2 cite anak2 dia tgh tido kt umah sbb balik ewat malam. ish3, budak2 zaman skrng. (padahal sy pon 2 kali 5 je). sy xdla balik lewat malam. x kluar umah pon. cuma mmg xreti bgn awal klu matahari blm terik.

sy sdr satu benda yg sbnrnya sy rindu nk bgn awal n keep awake. sy rindu nyaman pagi yg senyap n pemandangan berkabus n muka2 mamai orng yg bru bgn tido. masa kt U dlu, on weekdays sy akn bgn time dgn azan subuh kt surau dpn blok n xkan tido sampai zohor. even xd class or xd benda nk buat, sy akn at least gosok sume bju2 sy yg ada dlm almari tu. n skrng, sy x berjaya stay awake sampai pukul 9 pon. sbb xd benda nk buat. just sempat join mak n atta tgh program pagi dri india yg sorng laki ni bercerita tentang kisah2 teladan sampai tertido. mcm bedtime story je.

quotes

sy spend masa yg agak lama bc tumblr kwn sy. just nk copy paste 2 benda yg dia tulis yg sy sgt suka

You will also find those people who clearly slimmer than you, wearing the size S shirt complaining about how fat they are. If you’re fat, then what am I? El Gigante?It’s funny when I ask them in which part of their bodies are considered fat, some will point arms, others on tummies. I jiggle my arms in front of them and ask, “So what is this? Super fat?” Some will keep their mouths shut and the funny answer is my favourite, it’s always the same - It’s okay for you, you’re beautiful already. So you’re ugly but slim and now, having weird eyes or perhaps a crippled mind that whenever you look into the mirror, you’ll see a fatter you. You’re not fat, you’re just mentally ill

totally agree. kdng2 sy rsa diorng ni gila. saiz S, tpi memanjang kata diet n complain peha besar, perut bsr, lengan besar. n x pernah nk sedar dosa yg diorng sdng buat besar ke x. n orng yg bru tgh kuruskan badan, smkn lama pakai baju yg nmpk bdn(ketat) tpi x ngaku sbb dh kurus katanya,  n bercerita mcm mna dulu baju tu x muat n skrng muat. n slalu crita psl berat. sy pon prnh lalui zaman2 tu. n klu  someone yg matang, satu hari nanti dia akn sedar bertapa bodohnya awk skrng. 

 It hurts when your lover is acting like he knows you won’t leave him no matter what he does because you love him dearly.

thats true. byk yg berlaku dlm sesebuah relationship n sy brani kata mostly laki yg buat prmpn mcm ni.



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