innocent guy

smlm tgh x btl tu, sy merayaula kt fb, msk page orang sume, tiba2, sy came across something yg buat sy tergelak. sy x sangka ade laki yg innocent pda zmn ini. ikuti kisah status update dn kmen mengomen 3 orang ini.....

status update:

Wen  give a tampon to a historian,and ask him it comes from which period.

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comments:

MR.ladi : Hahaha! ask tampon to compete with the Lawyers in the World not-so-Heavyweight "Blood-sucking" competition

Wen: surely those darn lawyers will win..they know how 2 rip people off legally

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MR.dullah: tampon tuu apa?

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Wen: ok..dullah..marry me,now..i'll teach u everything..after u finish ur lesson,u may divorce me as immediately as possible..

MR.dullah: xmau...... the person i wanna marry is the one who will stay with me until the end of my life...... ^_^
huhuuu....

(mati aku kalau MR.ladi bace nihhh...)

MR.ladi: DP:apsal nak mati plak?? mengarot number 1..... adoyai....
TAMPON tuh ader kat area2 TAMPOI la abang oiii hahahahhaa!!!!!

owh tp statement marry ko tuh mmg poyo 2 da max ah... T.T
(considering ur previous 'relationship' T.T)

Wen: nanti jgn luper ek korang, adopt aku as anak angkat :)

Wen: ladi is too heavy 2 be 'angkat'ed..
Sorry ladi,i am heavy too..hehe
alaa dullah..bkn senang nk stay together 4ever..
married life is cruel..i cant never imagine myself marrying someone..
Yup..tampon is definitely from tampoi..haha.what a false fact..

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MR.dullah: heheheee. previous relationshiop tuhhhh..... aku dahh try selamatkan.... tp xda rezeki aaa....

ohhhhh!!!! dekat ngn area tampoii laaa ek?

MR.ladi : Wen: owh damn wen dah sound aku... time to hit the Gym hahahaa (Pokemon Gym lawan Misty ader la :P)
--owh ya, ko rase dullah serious ker or main2 dlm last statement dier tuh??

Dullah: Ko biar btol dullah?? btol ker ape yg aku bace nih??? Main2 jer kan??? Whutt??!!! Hahaha

MR.dullah: errrr.... aku tau tampoi tuu katnerr.... tp tampon tuhh... aku tanya ayah aku, die xtau....

MR.ladi  

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MR.ladi: WEEEENNNNN!!!! mane WEN NIHH??!!! waahahhahahaha
Tgk Dullah nih Siap Tanyer Bapak Dier lagi... hahahahhaa
Aduh2 pecah perot aku! instantly!! Hahahahhahahaaa

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MR.ladi: Aku TAU yg ko musti TAU nyer TAMPOI tuh sbb agak familiar ah ngan ko... SBB TUH la aku sengaja KAITKAN ngan 'benda' lagi satu tuh hahahaaa ini aku baru blaja kat kelas english : 'Relation approach to guess a meaning of a word' WOW!! DP dah Aplikasi dahhh~!! T__T

Saya: en.dullah perlu b'kawen pda kdr yg sgt segera. u r unbelievable man!

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MR.ladi: Agreed. Mcm Diabetic Perlukan Insulin!! Mcm tuh la betapa Perlu Nyer ko berkahwin Dullah hahahaa

-Yours truly, Mr Ladi- :P

Wen: aku gelak mcm nk mati dlm kerete nie..! Tolong la dullah.bnde2 cmni jgn tny mak bapak..

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di akhir kisah ni, en.dullah telah megambil keputusan utk bunuh dri. hahahahaha seriously, sy x prnh jumpa orng mcm dia. takkan dia tny bapa dia... bapa dia pun satu hal. hahahahaha